Saving Grocery Money

Before you judge me, hear me out. If I eat like a dog, maybe I will gain some of their powers. See list below.

1.) Ability to lick myself
2.) Ability to make people pick up my poo
3.) Ability to sleep all day and not feel guilty about it
4.) Ability to hump anything and not feel guilty about it

I could go on, but I have done a good job keeping these posts short, concise, and somewhat humorous. I would like to keep it that way.

- Kyle "Jumanji"