Maintenance

I have done my research. After "reading"every Playmate of the Month's turn-ons, I discovered only 1 mentions "baby yetis".

Based on these statistics, I made the decision to tend my forest twice a week. If any Playmates read this please let me know that I am not wasting 10 hours a week. Thank you.

-Kyle "Cheeky Monkey"

Planning a Meal

I have become the MacGyver of recipies. A jar of pickles, a stick of butter, guacamole mix, and a packet of hickory smoked tuna... dinner for one!

Honestly, the best advice I can give anyone with limited grocery money, make soup. You can never go wrong with soup. Ever. Never ever. Eight cans of vegetables and 2 bullion cubes can feed you for days.

-Kyle "Brigadoon"